Bullshit, SEO, SEO 2.0, Social Media.

Wow! More good ranking news: I rank #4 for SEO bullshit at Google.com!

My main competition is Jason Calacanis who is cited everywhere by saying

“SEO is bullshit”.

Well, in times of SEO 2.0 you can really say that SEO is bullshit but that’s not what I want to do here. I really prefer the poetic language so I want to use a metaphor: SEO is bullshit! Like real bullshit (manure), you can create clean energy from, the SEO bullshit is not all bad.

As most websites are still bullshit if it comes to their user and search engine friendliness as I prefer to call it you of course need some SEO bull to shit down on them.
Enough SEO bullshit for your site can make it a cash cow.

So clean up your site structure, your internal links, your URLs, get the titles right, use h1, h2, h3 tags and so on and so forth.

Then comes the real shit! SEO 2.0! If SEO is bullshit, SEO 2.0 is elephant shit! Basically you just need an elephant, a great site so to say and then to give it some fodder and then wait for huge chunks of shit.
You will see, it works, as everybody notices an elephant around! Everybody will spread the word! There’s an elephant in the neighbourhood! Just look at the huge piles of elephant shit!
On a side note, I wonder what the SEOs from India have to say about that…

Do not be afraid of SEO bullshit, it might stink at the beginning but the money of your cash cow does not. But then again: Elephant shit is even greater, that’s why you should use some SEO 2.0!

Why do I have to use such graphic metaphors in the first place? Well, I want to outrank Jason Calacanis for SEO bullshit. It’s the same guy who created a social news site that does not even work and is short of a breakdown all the time and then abandoned it. Do you think such a loser can tell you anything about SEO? Bullshit!

If you love the stink of fresh SEO bullshit, link to me! Even plain link farmers are welcome!

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This thing has 21 Comments

  1. Glen Allsopp (16 comments.)
    Posted August 22, 2007 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    Congrats on the ranking, be sure to let us know if it brings any traffic ;)

  2. onreact (641 comments.)
    Posted August 22, 2007 at 6:40 pm | Permalink

    Until now it brought the same traffic as “seo tutorials”, “best seo company uk” and “greatest website in the world” so not bad overall, hehehe.

  3. Better Blogging with Michael Martine (6 comments.)
    Posted August 22, 2007 at 8:56 pm | Permalink

    I smell success…

    Thanks for the laugh!

  4. Deaf Musician (11 comments.)
    Posted August 23, 2007 at 9:15 pm | Permalink

    Congrats on the ranking. I googled “bullshit seo” and got the 2nd position! Even better!

  5. Simon Ward (10 comments.)
    Posted August 24, 2007 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    I guess this article worked a charm because when I search SEO bullshit on google.com your blog is number 1! What great SEO bullshit you must produce :)

  6. Anthony (4 comments.)
    Posted August 29, 2007 at 7:57 pm | Permalink

    Jason Calacanis is your competition? And for what? I am not so sure I would be proud of that :-)

  7. Anthony (4 comments.)
    Posted August 29, 2007 at 7:57 pm | Permalink

    Also, my advice is to add a Web 1.0 feature to your blog – a date stamp.

  8. Roy of SEO Bullshit Bingo (1 comments.)
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

    Great stuff, we’ve launched SEO Bullshit Bingo as homage to all the BS that surrounds the industry.

  9. Shit SEO (1 comments.)
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

    Yeh Shit SEO can be shitty, its true, I guess it really depends on just how far you wanna take the SEO SPAM ! Shit SEO is never a good thing, I guess maybe in the future shit SEO will find its place in cyberspace. :OP

  10. jfox (1 comments.)
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 11:37 pm | Permalink

    That was a really funny post that gave me a ROFLMAO moment… tee hee. Seriously though, I hope your ranking for SEO Bullshit stays at the top. ;)

  11. Donace (5 comments.)
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

    Lol even after a year you rank no.1; actually very interested to know how you went about bringing your rank up so high!

  12. madman (1 comments.)
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    Well i finally made it to no.1 on google for SHIT SEO,,,,,,,,, hahaha

  13. chris (4 comments.)
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 2:18 am | Permalink

    hahah this post left me ROFL. People can hate on SEO all they want but it’s not going anywhere and it is very needed.

  14. Amrit Ray (1 comments.)
    Posted December 9, 2008 at 12:24 am | Permalink

    Was it hilarious!

  15. Joy (1 comments.)
    Posted January 27, 2009 at 9:27 pm | Permalink

    Well it looks like you have shifted to no. 3 for Seo Bullshit. But it is still pretty good.

  16. Edmund (1 comments.)
    Posted February 17, 2009 at 5:46 pm | Permalink

    SEO is a big bullshit. There are too many so called bullshit who claims to be No.1.

  17. william (2 comments.)
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 2:40 pm | Permalink

    i agree with you about that shit

  18. Elvin (1 comments.)
    Posted August 23, 2009 at 4:35 am | Permalink

    Instead of “SEO is bullshit”,”Make Money online”is another bullshit,the BIG one.;)

  19. Panki (15 comments.)
    Posted November 6, 2009 at 12:52 am | Permalink

    Elephant shit over Bullshit! Real Shit.

  20. Hitesh Patel (1 comments.)
    Posted April 22, 2010 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

    Really Great I agree with some Commenter and this one is really beneficial for me and my sites. Thanks for sharing

  21. Sam (1 comments.)
    Posted June 8, 2010 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

    You are right seo is not bull shit anymore its now Elephant’s Shit. Every website owner need to have a lot of this shit to succeed.

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