Do I Hate Google?

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By now you might ask: do I hate Google? It’s no wonder, after all I write things like

etc. all the time it seems. It’s true, I’m critical of Google a lot lately but do I really literally hate Google?

Today I had a strange debate with one of the most renown experts on Google search, David Amerland. I won’t go into details but he got angry with me for writing “black hat link building techniques you can learn from Google“. His line of thought was in short “Tad is so anti-Google that he is too biased to make sense at all.”

So do I got a bad rep for being too outspoken on a corporation everybody still seems to love?

That’s possible. I also noticed that I don’t get featured in more moderate or downright pro-Google publications anymore. You know, I mean the likes of Search Engine Land. That can have other reasons as well, my articles here on SEO 2.0 tend be a bit quick and dirty due to my workload writing for all the other search blogs like

  1. SERPs.com
  2. Ahrefs.com
  3. Squawk.im

As I don’t check the referral traffic on these blogs I don’t notice when I end up in the recommended links posts on SEL etc. Major publications have something to lose. They have to be friendly to Google to get the inside scoop, be able to get the latest news directly from Matt Cutts and other people from the Google team. So they can not afford to be to critical of Google like me.

First off: I still use Google tools and services. It’s obvious. I have a large red Google+ button below my posts!

Indeed it’s the only button there is, other social buttons only appear on demand when you select text or roll over an image. I also use plenty of other Google services. I don’t rely on them anymore but I use them as nice to have, after all they are free (as in free beer) so in case they don’t do more harm than good I still use them.

Of course I still ban Google search on my blog here.

Indeed it did more harm than good so I removed access for Google bots here. I have explained that in-depth in the past so I won’t explain it again what the reasons were and still are. I also have mentioned that I give each Google service a new chance.

So it’s not hypocritical of me to criticize Google and use Google tools at the same time. Indeed it makes me able to criticize them at all because I know what I’m talking about. I also optimize client sites for Google so I still can share my expertise of Google SEO despite banning Google search here. There is more to it.

Google just turned 15 recently so it basically is a disgruntled teenager now.

I rarely speak about family because I consider it a private matter and don’t like to flaunt their images on Facebook but I have a wife and what a coincidence a teenage daughter. My daughter sometimes says the same things a hypothetical Google teen could tell me: You are always criticizing me! Everything I do I do wrong! I can never make you happy. Do I hate my daughter too? Am I the misanthrope some of you might expect already? No, of course not.

There are many reasons to criticize a teenage daughter you may imagine and in the case of Google there are a lot too.

I won’t repeat every time that she or Google does everything else right, except the things I criticize.  Of course a humongous entity like Google can do much more harm than my teenage daughter, that’s why I broadcast my criticism of Google to the whole world while I only criticize my daughter in private. The situation is very similar though.

When my daughter was younger me and my wife took part in a so called Triple P course. It’s the abbreviation for positive parenting program. The basic premise of this scientifically proven system is that most parenting (and indeed the whole society)  is wrong simply because it’s based on negativity: criticism, penalties, anger. Triple P in contrast is parenting by rewards.

You obsess about the positive things so that kids notice when they do something right and not the other way around.

Within a few weeks we achieved literately stellar results with our daughter. From several daily tantrums we moved to weekly and later monthly ones. It wasn’t that our daughter was a bad kid, it was just that we sucked at parenting until then. It’s not always easy to abide by the 3p system. When you’re tired, stressed out or frustrated for some reason (and I am lot, after all I stare at a screen all day) you tend to get overtly critical.

So today is the “Google didn’t want to kill me” day.

I will treat Google more like the teenager it is from now. I’m not even angry anymore that Google stole my Adsense money, it was just around 100$ anyway so I won’t hate Google for that either. I also like to apologize for calling Google a “corporate criminal” in my last post. I went a bit overboard with that. I mean it’s true, but that’s just a small part of “the Google”.

I also know that there is no Google, there are tens of thousands of hard working people there who do no harm. After all there are also much uglier corporations out there, think ExxonMobil, Monsanto or even Nike. Google for one has never polluted the environment at large scale, speculated on hunger in poorer nations or exploited slave labour.

I’m not a raging maniac trying who is hating Google.

In case you work at Google I bear no grudge against you. You have most likely nothing to do with the person responsible for my Adsense money theft, the half billion dollar illegal drug scheme or driving webmasters into desperation. You are just trying to do your job. Remember though that you can’t blame “the Google” for everything either.

You are responsible to some extent so in case you want to sleep well for the rest of your like you rather listen to what I say.

Then Google might grow up to a responsible corporation. Right now it’s on the way to corporate tyranny and it’s not difficult to extrapolate that future. Just listen to your own corporate doublespeak and compare it to Orwell’s 1984.