Best Search Engine According to Google

Google needs SEO to rank in Google! Why? Let me explain. I read numerous posts about the Google optimization parody “What if Google had to design their user interface for Google?”.

It’s both funny and sad and that’s why the parody was spectacularly successful everywhere on the Web. But how true is it? It’s “more” true than you might think!

Search in Google for

and guess what?

On October 16th, 2007 Google was not even in the top 10 neither for search nor for anyone of those queries in Google.com!

SEO Disco came up first with this idea but I took it a little further.

Google is stupid, I told you before. It’s like in the parody, without using the term “search” and enough targeted links you won’t rank.

Targeted links are links with anchor ext like “search” or “search engine” you won’t rank high in Google. That’s why the best search engine according to Google search is…

Just search Google to find out. I’d recommend using DuckDuckGo instead. When you look for “search” Yahoo! is first, followed by Twitter search on Google.

Last updated: July 28th, 2017.