SEO BLOG

Have you ever read the Cornwall SEO blog? Me neither. Cornwall SEO Lyndon Antcliff aka Lyndoman offers just 19 reasons why you should not read his SEO blog. I can easily surpass that! Therefore I offer you not twice as many reasons not to read my SEO blog, I offer you three times as many reasons to ignore this SEO blog altogether! 57 reasons not to read my SEO 2.0 blog:

1. My English is bad, as I’m a Pole living in Germany
2. I use no pictures, watch out or such search engine spiders (picture above) will get you!
3. I rank #1 in Google for SEO bullshit
4. I rank #1 in Google for Fuck SEO
5. I think about asking for a job at the Google anti-Spam team
6. I never visited a SEO conference like Lyndoman because I assume that I know more than the speakers
7. I wear a ridiculous Sombrarro hat
8. It’s not even me on that picture
9. I blog for fun not for cash
10. I offended Rand Fishkin at least twice
11. Nobody links to me besides the people that link to me anyways
12. I poke fun at SEO
13. I hate SEO thus only doing SEO 2.0
14. I’m Mad Tad, the SEO destroyer
15. I will take away your clients while you’re asleep
16. I love Iran!
17. I rank in the top 10 in Google for “I hate Digg“
18. I dismiss Digg, Reddit as SEO haters
19. I fight SEO haters
20. I dismiss Netscape.com as not working
21. I do not even optimize my own SEO blog for any useful keyphrase, like SEO blog e.g.
22. I use offensive language like “bullshit, fuck” in the first place
23. I let people flatter me in the comments although I know they only want a link
24. I offer free website reviews just to lure visitors and then need weeks to write them
25. I dismiss black hat SEOs along with SEO haters
26. I rank above you for best SEO company (your country)
27. I will beat John Chow, Rand Fishkin and Matt Cutts
28. I will make you loose your job after people realize that in SEO 2.0 they do not need conventional SEO
29. I am an egoist, always beginning sentences with “I”
30. I can tell you 30 reasons why you should not read my blog
31. I will steal someones idea and make it twice as good
32. I am the best SEO blogger on the planet and look down on you
33. I am 33 years old and still not rich and famous
34. I will kick your ass, been flaming for ten years on the net
35. I never met Angelina Jolie
36. I do not even drive a car because I spend all my money on organic food
37. My blog has more visitors than yours although it’s only 6 weeks old
38. I do not respect authorities
39. My posts have no dates
40. Life is too short to read SEO blogs anyways
41. I’m funnier than you and your crew!
42. I use dirty blogging tricks you never even heard of
43. I am too lazy to create my own Wordpress theme
44. I am big in China, Russia, Iran and other rogue states (enemies of the US)
45. I can outrank you out of the blue if you annoy me
46. I never wore a tie in my entire life
47. I am not a business man and I do no marketing
48. I invent new terms that nobody else uses
49. I translate German idioms into English
50. I do no link exchange if you ask me too
51. I am too cool to buy links while you spend hundreds of $$$ for them
52. I do not check my blog’s PageRank and I laugh off those who do
53. I do not even depend on Google for my traffic
54. I have no ads on my blog, maybe the CIA pays me?
55. I am a populist
56. I am arrogant to the core
57. I suck!

So where are you now Lyndoman?! You have to admit: You can’t compete with Mad Tad, the SEO destroyer! Admit it! Come on! Or I will outrank you!