57 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read my SEO Blog

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Have you ever read the Cornwall SEO blog? Me neither. Cornwall SEO Lyndon Antcliff aka Lyndoman offers just 19 reasons why you should not read his SEO blog. I can easily surpass that! Therefore I offer you not twice as many reasons not to read my SEO blog, I offer you three times as many reasons to ignore this SEO blog altogether! 57 reasons not to read my SEO 2.0 blog:

  1. My English is bad, as I’m a Pole living in Germany
  2. I use no pictures, watch out or such search engine spiders (picture above) will get you!
  3. I rank #1 in Google for SEO bullshit
  4. I rank #1 in Google for Fuck SEO
  5. I think about asking for a job at the Google anti-Spam team
  6. I never visited a SEO conference like Lyndoman because I assume that I know more than the speakers
  7. I wear a ridiculous Sombrarro hat
  8. It’s not even me on that picture
  9. I blog for fun not for cash
  10. I offended Rand Fishkin at least twice
  11. Nobody links to me besides the people that link to me anyways
  12. I poke fun at SEO
  13. I hate SEO thus only doing SEO 2.0
  14. I’m Mad Tad, the SEO destroyer
  15. I will take away your clients while you’re asleep
  16. I love Iran!
  17. I rank in the top 10 in Google for “I hate Digg
  18. I dismiss Digg, Reddit as SEO haters
  19. I fight SEO haters
  20. I dismiss Netscape.com as not working
  21. I do not even optimize my own SEO blog for any useful keyphrase, like SEO blog e.g.
  22. I use offensive language like “bullshit, fuck” in the first place
  23. I let people flatter me in the comments although I know they only want a link
  24. I offer free website reviews just to lure visitors and then need weeks to write them
  25. I dismiss black hat SEOs along with SEO haters
  26. I rank above you for best SEO company (your country)
  27. I will beat John Chow, Rand Fishkin and Matt Cutts
  28. I will make you loose your job after people realize that in SEO 2.0 they do not need conventional SEO
  29. I am an egoist, always beginning sentences with “I”
  30. I can tell you 30 reasons why you should not read my blog
  31. I will steal someones idea and make it twice as good
  32. I am the best SEO blogger on the planet and look down on you
  33. I am 33 years old and still not rich and famous
  34. I will kick your ass, been flaming for ten years on the net
  35. I never met Angelina Jolie
  36. I do not even drive a car because I spend all my money on organic food
  37. My blog has more visitors than yours although it’s only 6 weeks old
  38. I do not respect authorities
  39. My posts have no dates
  40. Life is too short to read SEO blogs anyways
  41. I’m funnier than you and your crew!
  42. I use dirty blogging tricks you never even heard of
  43. I am too lazy to create my own WordPress theme
  44. I am big in China, Russia, Iran and other rogue states (enemies of the US)
  45. I can outrank you out of the blue if you annoy me
  46. I never wore a tie in my entire life
  47. I am not a business man and I do no marketing
  48. I invent new terms that nobody else uses
  49. I translate German idioms into English
  50. I do no link exchange if you ask me too
  51. I am too cool to buy links while you spend hundreds of $$$ for them
  52. I do not check my blog’s PageRank and I laugh off those who do
  53. I do not even depend on Google for my traffic
  54. I have no ads on my blog, maybe the CIA pays me?
  55. I am a populist
  56. I am arrogant to the core
  57. I suck!

So where are you now Lyndoman?! You have to admit: You can’t compete with Mad Tad, the SEO destroyer! Admit it! Come on! Or I will outrank you!

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